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jinnie...

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"Hee hee" -Michael Jackson

"another day another gay" -me

"I know I may be young But I've got feelings too And I need to do what I feel like doing So let me go, and just listen All you people look at me like I'm a little girl Well, did you ever think it'd be okay for me to step into this world? Always saying, "Little girl don't step into God's arms" Well, I'm just trying to find out why 'Cause God's what I love (now watch me) Get it, get it, get it, get it (whoa) Get it, get it (whoa, do you like it?) Get it, get it (whoa, this feels good) I know I may come off quiet, may come off shy But I feel like preaching feel like singing when I see God What's practical? What's logical? Ascend to Heaven All I know is I'm so happy when you're preaching there I'm a slave for bible I cannot hold it, I cannot control it" -Jin

"Oh Jesus, Jesus, how was I supposed to know That something wasn't right here Oh Jesus, Jesus, I shouldn't have let you go And now you're out of sight, yeah Show me how you want it to be Tell me Jesus 'cause I need to know now, oh because My loneliness is killing me (and I) I must confess I still believe (still believe) When I'm not with you I lose my mind Give me a sign Hit me Jesus one more time Hit me Jesus one more time" -Jin

"Now listen to me young man I am talking directly into your ear now I need you you to do me a favor you will do this for me I need you to go to gamestop and I need you to ask the bastarf working the counter if they have bible on the ps2 if you come back empty handed you'll be in big trouble mister you'll never see the the light of day again" -Jin

2 MILLION HOURS LATER... "you thought i wouldn't find you, idiot? you didn't uphold your part of our deal. I will crawl through Five Hundred Thundering Storms to get my bible, you know this to be true. ive crossed the entire length of the Bastard ocean so point me to the nearest gamestop right now" -Jin

3 MILLION HOURS LATER... "oh, hello, young man. thinking of taking a nice winter stroll through the woods? think again, degenerate. the only place you're strolling is to the gamestop three miles away near the highway, where I've heard reports of a copy of bible generations for nintendo 3ds. if you fail, i" -Jin

4 MILLION HOURS LATER... "ah, there you are. did you forget you owe me a favor? there's a gamestop right around the corner. go and ask if they have bible for the ps2 right now young man, or so help me." -Jin

5 MILLION HOURS LATER... "oh, do you want a drink, idiot? but you didn't forget about our agreement, did you? your coke zero will remain a fallacy, an illusion, until you get me my bible. don't think i wont be watching you. if you even try to cross me i will tear you limb from limb." -Jin

6 MILLION HOURS LATER... "you think you're so clever, don't you, idiot? you know what the consequences of a late arrival are. you waited for today, so i'd be forced to chop my own guts in order to make chocolate. not this time. my gift for you is mr. red's meat, and your gift for me better be a bible." -Jin

7 MILLION HOURS LATER... "thought you could escape from me, idiot? take a look at what that good you. since your absence, i now control these very streets, and i'm still waiting for my bible. the nearest gamestop is only a few minutes away. do not disappoint me this time, or i'll make you regret it." -Jin

8 MILLION HOURS LATER... "oh, so you imbecile finally managed to get your hands on bible for the ps2. we never agreed on a reward because i never thought such an incompetent idiot like you would be able to finish my request. nevertheless young man, i think you do deserve a little something for your act." -Jin

9 MILLION HOURS LATER... "there you are, idiot. your failure to bring me the bible has gone too far. you'll feel what it is like to be destroyed by god now. you'll never see the light of day ever ag" -Jin

I don't really give a damn about the way you touch me When we're alone You can hold my hand If no one's home Do you like it when I'm away? If I went and hurt my body, baby Would you love me the same? I can feel all my bones coming back And I'm craving motion Mama never really learns how to live by herself It's a curse And it's growing You're a pond and I'm an ocean Oh, all my emotions Feel like explosions when you are around And I've found a way to kill the sounds, oh Oh, baby, I am a wreck when I'm without you I need you here to stay I broke all my bones that day I found you Crying at the lake Was it something I said to make you feel like you're a burden? Oh, and if I could take it all back I swear that I would pull you from the tide Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa I said no (I said no), I said no (I said no) Listen close, it's a no The wind is a-pounding on my back And I found hope in a heart attack Oh at last, it is past Now I've got it, and you can't have it Baby, I am a wreck when I'm without you I need you here to stay I broke all my bones that day I found you Crying at the lake Was it something I said to make you feel like you're a burden, oh And if I could take it all back I swear that I would pull you from the tide Darling, when I'm fast asleep I've seen this person watching me Saying, "Is it worth it? Is it worth it? Tell me, is it worth it?" Oh Guess there is something, and there is nothing There is nothing in between And in my eyes, there is a tiny dancer Watching over me, he's singing "She's a, she's a lady, and I am just a boy" He's singing, "She's a, she's a lady, and I am just a line without a hook" Baby, I am a wreck when I'm without you I need you here to stay I broke all my bones that day I found you Crying at the lake Was it something I said to make you feel like you're a burden, oh And if I could take it all back I swear that I would pull you from the tide

Let's get down to business To defeat the Huns Did they send me daughters When I asked for sons? You're the saddest bunch I ever met But you can bet before we're through Mister, I'll make a man out of you Tranquil as a forest But on fire within Once you find your center You are sure to win You're a spineless pale pathetic lot And you haven't got a clue Somehow I'll make a man out of you I'm never gonna catch my breath Say goodbye to those who knew me Why was I a fool in school for cutting gym? This guy's got them scared to death! Hope he doesn't see right through me Now I really wish that I knew how to swim We must be swift as the coursing river (Be a man) With all the force of a great typhoon (Be a man) With all the strength of a raging fire Mysterious as the dark side of the moon Time is racing toward us 'Til the Huns arrive Heed my every order And you might survive You're unsuited for the rage of war So pack up, go home, you're through How could I make a man out of you? We must be swift as the coursing river (Be a man) With all the force of a great typhoon (Be a man) With all the strength of a raging fire Mysterious as the dark side of the moon We must be swift as the coursing river (Be a man) With all the force of a great typhoon (Be a man) With all the strength of a raging fire Mysterious as the dark side of the moon